40 Funny Quotes from “Toy Story” Movies

1. To infinity and beyond! – Buzz Lightyear
2. You’re a toy! You aren’t the real Buzz Lightyear! You’re an action figure! – Woody
3. This isn’t flying, this is falling with style! – Buzz Lightyear
4. I am Mrs. Nesbitt! – Buzz Lightyear
5. You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity – Buzz Lightyear
6. The word I’m searching for, I can’t say because there’s preschool toys present – Woody
7. Hey, I’m a Picasso! – Mr. Potato Head
8. What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don’t think I can take that kind of rejection – Rex
9. I’ve set my laser from stun to kill – Buzz Lightyear
10. Hey, look, I’m Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy! – Mr. Potato Head

1. You call in the big guns – Rex
2. I can’t do it. These guys are professionals. I’m just a toy. I’m not a spaceman – Buzz Lightyear
3. How do you spell FBI? – Andy’s Mom
4. You uncultured swine! What are you looking at, ya hockey puck? – Mr. Potato Head
5. Buzz, I am your father – Zurg
6. I think it’s an improvement – Mr. Potato Head
7. What am I gonna do, Buzz? Andy’s leaving for cowboy camp. Tomorrow – Woody
8. Somebody’s poisoned the waterhole! – Woody
9. I know how to defeat Zurg! – Rex
10. I can’t believe I have to drive all the way to work on a Saturday. All the way to work! – Al McWhiggin

Famous Quotes for Kids

Our carefully curated articles with famous quotes that kids can relate to.

1. The claw! – Aliens
2. We’re either in a café in Paris or a coffee shop in New Jersey. I can’t tell – Mr. Potato Head
3. Sunnyside is a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smells of strawberries – Mr. Pricklepants
4. Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force! – Barbie
5. Operation Playtime is a go! – Woody
6. No owner means no heartbreak – Lotso
7. I have a laser, and I will use it – Buzz Lightyear
8. I feel fresh, healthy. It’s terrible – Mrs. Potato Head
9. Nice hat. Tip it to the side. It’s a little more… you – Ken
10. C’mon, let’s see how much we’re going for on eBay – Buttercup

1. I am not a toy. I was made for soup, salad, maybe chili, and then the trash – Forky
2. Who needs a kid’s room when you can have all of this? – Ducky
3. Kaboom! Canada’s greatest stuntman – Duke Caboom
4. I’ll hang up! Get it? Hang up? – Trixie
5. I am not a toy, I’m a spork! – Forky
6. It’s gonna take a long time, but we’ll reach our goal eventually – Giggle McDimples
7. We’re not preschool toys, Slinky. We can read – Hamm
8. Hey, up here, Astro Boy! If you think you can just show up and take our top prize spot, you’re wrong – Bunny
9. I am Mrs. Potato Head – Mrs. Potato Head
10. You’ve got a friend in me – Woody